just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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