you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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