are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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