Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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