you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I would fuck him just for his dog
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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