They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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