Buhtt sex?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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