So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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