Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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