Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
