Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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