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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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