is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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