Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Randomize
