woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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