i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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