I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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