do herpes really smell.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize
