Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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