Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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