If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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