we're blogging at a bar
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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