It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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