I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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