I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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