Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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