AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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