He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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