She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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