3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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