All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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