I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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