please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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