I swear she didn't look like that last week.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
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he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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