i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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