How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Damn victory sex feels great
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