I hate all girls vehemently.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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