I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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