Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
is it fun? or sober?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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