You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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