look no pants
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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