Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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