I'm jealous of your bromance
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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