You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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