i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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