dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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