I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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