Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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