You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
