Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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