erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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