So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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