Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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