I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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