I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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