Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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