some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
foreskin is a definite game changer
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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