I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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